June 2012
12 posts
I wish I could work at Sephora :c
people on tumblr: DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY? THEN UNFOLLOW ME
*person unfollows them*
people on tumblr: OMG WHY AM I LOSING FOLLOWERS FOR A FUCKING OPINION ITS MY OPINION WHO FUCKING CARES YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING LIKE OMG
I’m gonna apply to Sally Beauty lol that would be perf if I got that job
~!~never ending nailpolish spree~!~
one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
I have like a mixed persons radar lmao.. Can spot them from a mile away.
I AM SO BAD LOL
I should really look into being a PI
This is way too much fun
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Awe a picture of the two douche bags together. I should plaster it on my wall as a reminder as to how smart I am.
First time I’ve ever measured the scar on my stomach.. It’s about 9.5/10 inches :x
gie-dre asked: I love love love your icon c:
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
May 2012
215 posts
I like people who understand.
The type who aren’t quick to judge. You can vent to them, and labeling you will be the last thing on their mind. They don’t believe rumors because they know there are two sides to every story. They give you chance, before they judge you. They get to know who you really are, then have an opinion. I like those type of people, real people.
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Lol sessy ass new icon :*
Anonymous asked: 1, 2, 15, 19, 20, 25, 47
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I’ve drinken like 7 bottles of water today and like haven’t even peed
Is that bad or
pianiste asked: 3, 10, 13
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
Welcome to Florida, where people take drugs, then make out with trees or eat people’s faces off.
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
It’s actually really funny how you’re so torn up in your feelings and how insecure she is.. Like she has nothing to worry about, really.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
when i was in 6th grade my reading teacher went to a basketball game and kyle massey (raven baxter’s little brother cory) was sitting next to her and he asked her if she knew who he was and she said no but he gave her a signed poster anyway that said “people come for the party but they stay for the cory” like who knew cory baxter is a huge diva
My room is like right by the front door and the big window on the way to the front door and I always here these noises and freak out. I used to sleep with a knife next to my bed because I always had these horrible nightmares about being kidnapped through my window and I wanted to be sure I’d be able to shank a bihhh if anything were to happen! I mean I live in a good neighborhood and...
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
Don’t fuck with me when I haven’t taken my daily nap cause I’ll show you a bad fucking mood.
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
nanflanagan:
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
nikkiomaro:
efronsbutt:
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
this omfg
basically
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Shirt
Shoes
No Service
mom: we're going on vacation!!
me: is there wifi
ne-yo:
I’m glad when people delete
I’m going to be the last one
I’m going to win Tumblr